Madame Wuhansky
Madame Wuhansky
Age: None of your business!
Occupation: Bat trainer, medium and reader of palms, newspapers and feet
Madame Wuhansky has spent many years cultivating her unique talents. As a respected medium and reader of palms, newspapers and feet, she claims to have accurately predicted numerous world events, although independent verification remains difficult.
Her other great passion is bats. Madame Wuhansky is the proud owner of several rare and highly distinguished specimens, which she trains personally. She describes them as intelligent, loyal creatures who have been unfairly maligned by the press.
Unfortunately, Madame Wuhansky decided at the last moment that the stars were not aligned well enough for her interview.
Postscript:
Madame Wuhansky did ask me to remind the reader that her bats are never sold on markets. Madame Wuhansky’s prize-winning bats are sold exclusively to royalty and American celebrities.