Taffy

Age: 56
Occupation: Lion Queen

Yeah, they’re all yapping about Joe Exotic now.

Don’t know why.

There ain’t nothin’ special about him.

I’ve been living with 567 lions for years and nobody comes to make a movie about me, do they?

Can’t remember the last time I had visitors.

Except for a couple of boy scouts who climbed over the fence three years ago.

Well…

At least my lions were happy to see them.

These three cuties here — Lulu, Fifi and Bert — live in the house with me.

They’re of the sensitive persuasion.

Can’t get them to sleep at night.

Too stressed over this whole pandemic situation.

That’s why I put the sleeping masks on them.

Helps them relax a little.

Except for Lulu.

She thinks I don’t notice.

But her mask doesn’t actually cover her eyes.

Lions are really stupid that way.

Almost as stupid as humans.