‘Just call me Vladimir’

Just Call Me Vladimir

Age: 33
Occupation: Musician / Activist

Oh, there’s a pandemic going round alright…

A propaganda pandemic!

Virus, my ass.

It’s all a big conspiracy.

Very hush hush.

The Man trying to keep us down.

And Mr. Bill Gates?

He’s in on it too.

But I see right through it.

That’s why I wear the tinfoil hat.

5G.

It will never get me.

And then I have the special anti-bullshit detection goggles.

They’re awesome.

And my little dragon.

It is not a real dragon.

It’s a supersensitive microphone device.

If I so much as fart, it starts recording.

Yeah, I’m a musician.

But my band, The Alien Mofos, can’t do shit at the moment.

Because we can’t rehearse online, man!

That’s how they track you!

What?

This interview is recorded?

…

Shit.