{"id":231,"date":"2026-06-02T21:03:14","date_gmt":"2026-06-02T21:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anoukbrusse.com\/?page_id=231"},"modified":"2026-06-13T11:55:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-13T11:55:45","slug":"just-call-me-vladimir","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/anoukbrusse.com\/?page_id=231","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Just call me Vladimir&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">&#8216;Just call me Vladimir&#8217;<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<figure data-wp-context=\"{&quot;imageId&quot;:&quot;6a64d06481315&quot;}\" data-wp-interactive=\"core\/image\" data-wp-key=\"6a64d06481315\" class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-large wp-lightbox-container\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"724\" height=\"1024\" data-wp-class--hide=\"state.isContentHidden\" data-wp-class--show=\"state.isContentVisible\" data-wp-init=\"callbacks.setButtonStyles\" data-wp-on--click=\"actions.showLightbox\" 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