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‘Just call me Vladimir’<\/h1>\n\n\n\n
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Just Call Me Vladimir<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Age:<\/strong> 33
Occupation:<\/strong> Musician \/ Activist<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh, there’s a pandemic going round alright…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A propaganda pandemic!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Virus, my ass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s all a big conspiracy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Very hush hush.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Man trying to keep us down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And Mr. Bill Gates?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He’s in on it too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But I see right through it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s why I wear the tinfoil hat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5G.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It will never get me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then I have the special anti-bullshit detection goggles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re awesome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And my little dragon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It is not a real dragon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s a supersensitive microphone device.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If I so much as fart, it starts recording.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, I’m a musician.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But my band, The Alien Mofos<\/em>, can’t do shit at the moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because we can’t rehearse online, man!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s how they track you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This interview is recorded?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u2190 Back to Character Archive<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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