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Tiffany and Bam Bam<\/h1>\n\n\n\n
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Tiffany and Bam Bam<\/h1>\n\n\n\n

Age:<\/strong> 31 and 6 months
Occupation:<\/strong> Single Mom<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The coke is for Bam Bam. He’s teething and for some reason, chewing on a can calms him down. He goes through fifteen of them a day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of course I won’t allow him to drink the stuff. What kind of mother would that make me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just chewing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Can’t hurt his teeth. He doesn’t have any yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, they gave me funny looks about the toilet paper in the store. I don’t care. Better safe than sorry is my motto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For all we know, trees might have the virus as well. And when they all die, we’re going to have a big problem, because paper is made of trees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And then what are you going to wipe your ass with?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or maybe a war breaks out… about the whole “where did it start?”<\/em> question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They say it was made in China.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know what’s also made in China?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toilet paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All I know is that I’m prepared for whatever comes next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the shit really hits the fan, I’m ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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